Yesterday a read a news headline on the world wide web that made me smile.
Today I read one that forced me to take medicine, the kind that reduce anxiety and lower blood pressure. This was a result of reading Andrew Garfield’s idiotic take on exploring a more “flexible sexuality” for Spiderman. Andrew, what are you smoking, friend? I expect bullshit like that to flow from the mouth of James Franco, not you. You should speak to the director, maybe the mask is a little too tight and it doesn’t allow for enough blood circulation to the right body parts…i.e your brain.
When it comes to Superheroes I AM the biggest geek amongst everyone I know. I have a collection of almost 200 lead figurines of different Marvel heroes. Yes I am proud of it. It’s a tourist attraction. My kids bring their friends to our house to view the spectacle. The misses wants to know when the collection will end, and I just turn, smile and continue cleaning “My Precious“. (This would have been really cool if I could write in the actual voice of Gollum!)
I read a lot of articles on various websites, including this one and this one, relating to all kinds of Superhero movie stuff. I know things you don’t…Like the fact that Vin Diesel is currently in talks to portray a character for Marvel in Avengers 2 and that they are planning a movie rendition of Antman. See, I rocked your world, just now.
I don’t mind if there are slight changes made to a character in the movie version of a story. There are always good reasons for it. Examples of successes would be the casting of the late, great Michael Clarke Duncan as Kingpin and now recently, the much celebrated Samuel L Jackson as Nick Fury. It worked.
Stuff that didn’t? Well the cop-out of using a cloud to showcase Galactus, consumer of worlds in Fantastic Four 2 and the horrendous portrayal of an Emo version of Peter Parker as a result of the symbiotic Venom.
That’s all fine, but why oh why oh why would you want to screw around with Spidey’s sexuality, i.e turning Mary Jane into a dude? Seriously, Andrew? Have you really thought this through or did it happen during a recent acid trip?
It is only me, or does it also bug other people that everything and anything is now being modified, altered, incorporated or forced to reflect society’s acceptance of homosexuality. In all honesty, I don’t care who you love, who you marry or who you hold hands with. Whatever makes you happy, I roll like that. It’s your life, your issues and I respect them. But PLEASE don’t force it down my throat. (No pun intended.)
www.ew.com Posted another article about incorporating a new character, the long lost daughter of Charlie’s character into the new season of Two and a half men, and guess what…She’s gay. Whoa. Did the guys ran out of jokes and now want to include girl-on-girl action?
I am convinced that any homosexual person reading this, will probably shrug it off as another rant from a narrow minded, middle age asshole. You know, go to hell. Modern Family is a terrific show, showcasing a happily, hilarious gay couple. Who didn’t crack up with the antics of Will and Grace? (Must admit couldn’t get myself to watch Brokeback mountain), but come on. It is only me or is this whole “accepting gays” becoming a bit much? Is there a civil rights movement in America for homosexual people that I don’t know about?
Down here in the Southern tip of Africa we get most of the shows produced in The Land of the Free, mainly because our own English shows suck. Like a lot. I am not criticizing that either, I am just asking why is there a need to have a gay story line in EVERY series leaving the continent. Ok, I exaggerate slightly.
Yes, I understand it’s not a choice, and yes the community have been ridiculed, and yes you only want respect, and yes yadayadayada. Fine. Accepted.
But stop fucking with Spiderman, Andrew Garfield. He is definitely not gay, and you can ask Stan Lee, he’ll confirm it.