I’ve mentioned that Dude loves drama. And not in the way the Kardashians or any one of the other Housewive-shitshows like drama. He likes to act. In a play. On a stage.
Their high school puts on a play every year and Dude has been lucky enough to get a role every year since he joined. It’s four years now. What can I say? The apple falls very far from the tree. Like miiiiiiiiles…
It all good, except for the little known fact that he has been cast as the villain in the last three plays he was in. Portraying revolting creatures, crafted from the foul scraps left over when they drained the cesspool of humanity. Kids who are degenerates of society.
Three years ago he got a girl pregnant and left her like cold turkey. Last year he posted nude photos of a girl on social media and she ended up committing suicide. This year he played a homophobic bully, who ends up being held hostage by the poor kid, only to see the victim blowing his brain out too. Like I said, disgusting characters…
Dude blew us away with subtle nuances and expressions, switching between a frightened teenager held at gunpoint and a viscous bully in some of the flashback scenes.
His portrayal is a bit of a concern. A subtle poke at my parenting skills, or the lack thereof. Dude enjoys every moment on stage, digging deep into a darkness I didn’t knew he possessed, indulging in the shadows that lurk there. For the sake of art.
Because let’s face it, we all have a dark side. And not in a I-want-to-drive-my-car-into-a-crowd-of-innocent-people because that would imply the need to be institutionalized. I mean by way of an urge to say what we want, to call people out for the bullshit they sling around. To erupt in fury when things become too much. To stand on a podium and scream at the chaos erupting around us: CAN WE ALL JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN! PLEASE. To not consider the consequences of our words. Or actions.
But we don’t. We understand physics…An action…a reaction. We control the urges. We keep our mouths shut. We keep calm. We act civil. We do what is expected. We simply take the hit and swallow the insults. We count to ten. We keep the beast locked up in a dungeon where no-one could find it. Because we’re not animals. We’re all just fine people.
But sometimes we should let loose. We should stand up and say something. Talk about the uncomfortable stuff. The things we bottle up. We should call out the villains in our lives, make them take responsibility for the hurt and the pain they cause and not just lie in shreds and tatters in a corner and live out a tragedy of silence. We should rise up, stand proud and let the animal roar, rid ourselves of the chains that might end up destroying us later. Be the hero of your own story, so get on the damn dragon and burn those fuc…
Anyhow, getting back to my point. Based on Dude’s track record and list of performances, he would be an ideal James Bond villain, considering Daniel Craig just confirmed he is slated to have his martini shaken, not stirred, for one more movie, coming out in 2019.
I even have an idea for a plot: James Bond saves the world from a narcissistic, self-absorbed, American dictator who threatens nuclear war. Just get Dude in a fat suit and an atrocious wig and and throw three tons of orange paint on him and he’ll be good to go…
Maybe it’s time for a comedy at his school.
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The senior group always puts up plays with extremely heavy, relevant, confrontational, in-your-face social themes that teenagers have to deal with in life. It’s kind of depressing but also very educational.
The junior group normally does comedies, which is why Princess was cast as a fish this year…
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Aha, ahdad…..
Love it! You know all actors love to play the villain, takes much more talent.
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Yes. I agree.
He might just be enjoying it a tad too much… 😉
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Anyone can play the hero. It takes something extra to be the one everybody hates. Kudo to him! Those high school plays sound serious! I always enjoyed drama and once fancied myself acting and being on stage but I took the role of athlete instead. Different kind of stage.
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Good on you for getting on any stage.
When I was in high school i normally just tried to get it on with the ladies…without any major success.
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Nevermind high school. I think we each got someone far better than we could have in high school (unless your wife is your high school sweetheart. In which case I retract my earlier statement)
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Ha, love it. How amazing would a Bond like this be…
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Hi, nice to see you pop in. I have to admit, I’ve been a really bad follower over the last few weeks…
It would make for an interesting movie, would it not?
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Hahahaha… oh yes! Same here.. so busy and hard to find time to visit my favorites…
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