Sixty questions is more than you think…

A similar post made for highly entertaining and laugh inducing reading over at Mollytopia.  Another coffee snort episode.  So I though what the hell, I don’t have anything better to do at work today…

Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

Closed.  I’m semi-obsessive about it and monsters can’t open doors.

Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

Yes, they are the best birthday presents as long as you keep them as a set.

Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

Tucked in.  I’m not a homeless person. Nor am I a savage. Continue reading

Newsflash #11

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

Spike  Milligan

Does this seem random to anyone else?  Not that I complain, I really love the attention and the likes even more.  But why 1337?  Why would WordPress prompt me on likes accumulated to this specific number?

Please enlighten me, for I am going to spend the next 78 hours pondering this new epic question in my life.  I will lose sleep, resulting in definite frustration and anger control issues, which may cause excessive screaming and some dog kicking.

Why 1337?  To add to the mystery, according to the prompt I am actually on 1,355…

Luckily it’s my biggest problem for the week.  And as always thanks for everyone who contributed to my one-thousand-three-hundred-and-thirty-seven-likes.

Newsflash #9

 If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn’t type any slower.

Mitch Hedberg

This is the results show for the competition I launched this week, which was letting my followers pick their favourite photo of either my son or daughter.  The aim was to move either one of them up the rankings to the most liked post on my blog. You succeeded and I am very proud.  Here’s the results…

Dim the lights…

And the winner as voted by you in a period of three days is…

The photo of my daughter.  She is now officially the most liked post of my blog.

Oh and by the way, liking lines will stay open for the duration of my blogging life. 😉

News flash 5

Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes everyday, wisdom consist in not exceeding that limit.”  Elbert Hubbard


Wow! Wow! Wow!.  This is mind blowing to me.  I can just feel my brain matter pressing against my skull, probably due to the increased blood flow as my heart rate increased as a result of the adrenalin that flushed my system moments ago.  I read this: You’ve gotten 500 likes on…  (Forgive me for not being used to a lot of things in life!)  So thank you, thank you.  I must add that I did post a whopping 75 times since starting this blog way back in 11 January 2013.

Just for the record: Blogging has ruined my life.  I used to be a happy, resourceful, boring man.   Now I am a dribbling, shaking, temperamental fool when something prohibits me from writing.  Like sleep and work.  I just have to do it, it’s my drug.  Life is not passing me by anymore.  Curses!

I. Have. To. Write. Everyday.

But I am loving the support, I cherish the likes, and I admire the following, as you all motivate me to do this forever.  Maybe my kids will start reading it now…