You got an A and a F. How to tell Dad?

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Thanks to http://www.davidhornsby.com.au for posting this picture just for me…

Let’s assume you’re an average kid who’s trying to manage a social life, sporting activities, puberty and school.  Surviving the turmoil of adolescence will most probably put you face to face with the inevitable predicament of having to report on your grades.  For most normal kids that implies presenting a grade of a subject in which you excel and another in which you suck.  Like really badly.  Like bottom-of-a-pile-of-steaming-whale-dung suck.  Not that I expect whale dung to steam, but you get the picture.

The challenge would be; how does one present these polar opposite grades, avoiding the risk of being grounded for life.  No fear, my child, Ah Dad’s here for you. Continue reading